MDNA - Madonna's Back!!

Mdna

I've spent the last few days with MDNA and it's truly a return to form from our most enduring pop star. When I first heard the album's title, a nod to the club drug MDMA, as well as her name - get it - i thought it was all sounding a bit desperate....but the album really is a sonic rush that's a return to form for her Madgesty after flopping (in my mind at least) with the radio-baiting urban beats of Timbaland and Pharrell on Hard CandyMDNA is much more in the vein of Confessions On A Dance Floor, Music and Ray of Light. And it finds our pop queen on full assault.

And quite an assault it is. Your reaction to the album could have a lot to do with how you feel about all this 'in your face-ness.' The beats are colder than usual (no gurgly Confessions happiness, or whooshy RoL soundscapes) and the lyrics can be downright juvenile, even cringe-inducing at times. (Let everyone also read into the fact that she's consantly calling herself a "girl" - she's "a different kind of girl" a "girl gone wild" - as if we're to think she's a little whipersnapper doing double dutch at the bus stop). But on the whole she's a solid pop craftsWOman who knows how to get asses shaking...and then slow it down a bit with some drum machined folkery (much refined from her American Life mistep) to tell us what's going on in that mane of blonde ambition.

As for the tracks themselves, I liked the pom-pom pop of "Gimme All Your Luvin" more than most people did but it's definitely not a good indicator of what to expect from the album. Opening track (and recent single) "Girl Gone Wild" nips the "Act of Contrition" finale from Like A Prayer before clacking through an opening salvo that sounds like it's trying to compete directly with the Rihanna, Britney or (gulp) J.Lo's of the world. (I don't think Gaga would try something this anonymous). She shouldn't bother. On this track, and others, Madonna's voice is buried in the beats - not that it's a great instrument in the first place - but the cold mechanics really aren't the most welcoming environment for her thinner tone.

Main producers are Martin Solveig, Benny Bennassi, and our old Ray of Light compadre William Obit. Songs like "Superstar", "Some Girls" and, especially "I'm Addicted" (which reminds me of a revved up "Impressive Instant" - anyone else think the bridge sounds like "Barbra Streisand"?) are all good pop tunes that will keep the clubs buzzing for months. Even better is "Turn Up The Radio" which is precisely the straightforward dance-pop tune that we all love from Madonna. (See "Into The Groove," "Where's The Party," "Everybody," "Music," "Don't Stop," etc, etc.). If there's any justice -- we've just found 2012's Song of the Summer. "I'm A Sinner" is my favorite track right now BY FAR. Produced by Orbit it definitely rips off their previous collaborations "Ray of Light" and "Beautiful Stranger," but its Saint name-checking lyrics and general goofiness feel as fun as rollerskating in your tube socks.

Interwoven amongst all the pop gems is definitely what one would call her "Divorce Record." Madonna's always mined her own life for occasional glimpses beneath the hard exterior but it's not often that we see her vulnerability and anger as much as we do here. This rage is new for Madonna. (And now that I think about, didn't her "new, new face" also accompany that relationship's demise? Don't make lifechanging decisions while under stress!). Confessions may have been released 5 years ago, but with this album she truly lives up to the title.

The utterly wacko "Gang Bang" is by far the set's most bracing song. Madonna growls through some Tarantino-esque ultravilolence as a spurned lover bent on revenge. It sounds utterly unlike anything she's ever done and it's all the more fascinating because of it. Another furious turn on the mic is "I Dont' Give A..." (another assist from Nicki M.) which lyrically is also her most revealing.

Orbit guides her through the album's second half, which slows things down and gets more contemplative. "Love Spent" is a "what went wrong" record and one of the album's knockouts.  (The deluxe versions contain the much more contrite "I Fucked Up"). Being it's a Madonna album we still can't escape a Spanish guitar for some reason - which this time lilts across her Golden Globe winning song "Masterpiece" (that I could do without.) And the Joe Henry assisted last track "Falling Free" (who helped her out with "Don't Tell Me" and "Jump") closes out the record (or at least the standard version) with a sobering declaration of independence.

As if we would expect anything less.

Paglia takes on a post-sexual revolution Gaga

This is interesting. Famed social critic Camille Paglia, who wrote extensively and often in defense of madonna in the 90s, is on a bit of a warpath against Lady Gaga in a recent London Sunday Times article.

i don't necessarily disagree with some of her critique. but i think her hostility at a disasociated and texting nation is misplaced on gaga's success. A little backlash is inevitable. Interesting that it's coming from the intellegencia - maybe the feeling is that she's getting a bit of a free ride. And acting (and getting credit for being) smarter than she really is. That said, she's at least TRYING. Compare gaga to her predecessors of the 00s (britney, christina, etc), and i think she's obviously a sum positive. Relax, Camille.

Read the article here: http://www.thesundaytimes.co.uk/sto/public/magazine/article389697.ece

Sia and Madge

Since I've been blogging so much about Sia recently, I'd be remiss to not mention her cover of Madonna's "Oh Father" on her new record.

  It's a surprising choice. And she doesn't take it in the Zero 7/"Breathe In" direction you'd expect. I actually think the album version is a little over-produced. But check out these live versions, which sound a bit more organic.

  This version probably looks the best. It's from her spring tour in San Diego:

  This one's from San Francisco and sounds a little better.

  And here's the album version:

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Adam's Inadvertent Madge Homage

So apparently Adam Lambert was futzing around during one of his soundchecks and a loyal fan was wise enough to catch it on tape. He practically does a Madonna greatest hits medley from "Vogue" to "Secret" to "Ray of Light" to "Erotica." And not surprisingly, he completely knocks it out of the park vocally. Considering even HE has trouble with the high notes in "Ray of Light," I guess we can forgive Madonna her off-key in-concert wailing.

  And I feeeel....

 

Slant review - Madonna CELEBRATION

http://www.slantmagazine.com/music/music_review.asp?ID=1858

Rather brilliant assessment of Madonna's forthcoming greatest hits compilation. I'm particularly fond of this section: I'm aware that every Madonna fan has his or her own favorite moments, but I'm sure I'm not the only one who will find the placement of "Vogue" sandwiched between "Music" and her Justin Timberlake duet "4 Minutes" obfuscatory to the point of offensiveness. "Vogue" is the lynchpin of her greatest, gayest period, and as such has a rightful place in Madonna's narrative, one that does not nestle comfortably aside the hijinks of a toy boy. "Vogue" falls in line with a startling arc of growth and self-consciousness of which "Express Yourself" was the warning shot, an unmistakably feminist missive that explicitly excluded straight males from its directive and then commanded they respond to its demands. From telling straight women and gay men their love has every potential to be real, Madonna then submitted her persona within the gay identity with "Vogue." If some found her cultural appropriation presumptuous, the reward was in the music you could let your body move to, hey, hey, hey. At least so far as pop music is concerned, "Vogue" was instrumental in allowing disco revivalism to emerge, allowing the denigrated gay genre to soar once again within the context of house music, the genre disco became in its second life. The queer-celebratory "Vogue" became, with a dash of ACT UP rage, Erotica, her darkest and most politically rewarding album and one that revealed a full understanding of the bipolarity of the gay experience circa AIDS, the self-actualizing highs and the then-tragically pervasive lows. If Silence = Death, Erotica's aggressively gay house beats intended to make a whole goddamned lot of noise. I use "Vogue" as merely one example of the benefit of chronological representation. On a song-to-song basis, the inclusion of recent misfires such as "Miles Away" and "Hollywood" (the latter marking an embarrassing moment in Madonna's career no matter how you slice it, being her first single in two decades to completely miss Billboard's Hot 100) would read as forgivable tokenism if the album were merely presented in chronological order. But to have them pop up unannounced among some of the unassailable classics of pop is flatly disruptive. The arrival of the commercially successful but creatively stagnant "Die Another Day," for instance, in such close proximity to her Austin Powers ditty "Beautiful Stranger" (stupid, cute) only calls to attention Celebration's most glaring soundtrack omission: the long-legged 1994 hit "I'll Remember," which, much like "Vogue," represents one of the most important gear-changes in Madonna's entire career. An underwater indigo dirge featuring a remarkable below-the-root bassline and supple, husky vocals, "I'll Remember" settles up the score following the widely (and wrongly) derided Sex era and finds Madonna switching Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf roles mid-performance from "hump the hostess" Martha to "I wanna have a baaay-bee" Honey. It's the key to understanding how both Lourdes and Ray of Light came into being. And it gets the shaft in favor of "Sigmund Freud, analyze this!" Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile

MTV VMAs

Madonna: a classy/smart speech. MJ tribute: a recreation of videos and a lipsyncing janet? Dissapointing. Kanye: classless. But kinda true. Gaga: ridiculous/Over the top. Brilliant but dangerously close to the shark. Props for dedicating her award to God and gays. Even more props for her bloody "death" during her performance. Demerits for her later red veils and birdsnest headpeices. Muse: surprisingly into it. I say, "crossover smash"!
Pink: on a trapeze? Wow/impressive. Plus- vocals sounded live!
Beyonce: superclassy. Taylor: yawn/maybe you should thank Beyonce?
JayZ/Alicia - her voice was straining. And who was that girl that crashed the stage at the end? Was that Lil Mama? Strange. Still the most exciting VMAs in ages. Definitely better to have it on a nyc stage than a soundstage in LA. But who votes for these things? Must be mtv execs looking to spread around the wealth. You can lose Female Video and still win Video of the Year? Weird. After the show I feel compelled to rush out to see the new Twilight movie, buy a new LG phone, and have my private doctor hook me up with a propofol drip. Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile

Sidewalk Talk

Remember when you were in middleschool and you'd meet up with a neighbor and walk to the school bus together? Trading gossip while shuffling your books and your trapper keeper? Well, Hellskitchen pal Steven and I seem to always bump into each other in the morning on the corner of 57th and 9th, fortuitously walking together to our respective 'Big Media' gigs.

It happened again today....So here's a song in our honor.  
 
Jellybean f/Madonna - "Sidewalk Talk"