I was hoping Gaga's new song would be a cover of this 70s disco tune, the world's gayest song.

Carl Bean - "Born This Way"

Instead it turns out to basically be a cover of Madonna's 80s anthem "Express Yourself." Which I'm also totally fine with. According to Perez, it's already #1 on iTunes. So go pick it up now. Or listen to it on VEVO here.